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LOVE-HATE RelationshipTime is only place  through a looking glass.  There IS a smallest space  of time.  Time does NOT flow  but instead it ticks.  Everything you know  is wrong.   
Helpless animals  live in the grass.  The grain harvester KILLS  them all.  To SAVE the skink  you must eat meat.  Everything you think  is wrong.   
A neuron's gift  is everpresent.  PAIN recedes with  adrenaline.  PLEASURE becomes real  so enjoy the ride.  Everything you feel  is wrong. LOVE-HATE Relationship
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Take It Easy...Get arrested for public drunkeness  where public drunkeness is legal,  carrying a road sign through two boroughs,  back to the flat, Jesus heading to the hill.   
Just, take it easy on the Billy-Whiz-Bang.   
 
Try to feed some to a squirrel in the partk.  It seems tame enough, we've got buds to spare.  It claws and bites but on the bright side,  rabies doesn't exist here and you've had your tetanus shot.   
But, take it easy on the Billy-Whiz-Bang.   
 
Wake up in an international airport  cuddling with a same-sex hetero friend.  No memories of the nigh Take It Easy...
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The tragedy....
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No, the sexy Bert.PeopleSuckScrewU: Call me Bert then I guess  IVIalus Anima: I was gonna yell at you and say that was retarded but now I see there is a "bert" in your name afterall.  PeopleSuckScrewU: Does that strike you with a sexy Bert Reylonds imagae?  IVIalus Anima: No, it strikes me with a nasty bUrt ReyNoLds image, but I try to think of the sexy Bert from Sesame Street. No, the sexy Bert.
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Insanity.

Sun Oct 30, 2005, 9:22 PM
I've come across a problem in life. If I stop wearing sun glasses, I become what I'll just call "reality dyslexic." I'm now stuck with sunglasses, for 99% of the time, and looking like a retard probably.
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    ~serialwriter Dec 28, 2005, 7:50:32 PM
    Saw your comment on XCUNTSYNTHETICX's page about suicide and goth kids... just thought I would point out to you that not every "goth" kid is suicidal. As a matter of fact, this one (being me) went on to a very prestigious Catholic University, and though I am an atheist and I happen to think that christianity mind control is bullshit, I would just like to let you know that this "goth" kid made it past the self destruction through art, so maybe you should learn to accept art for what it is. When offered the chance to critique someone on their art, try to focus more on style than content. If you don't want some one picking apart your stuff and saying outlandishly rude things to you then perhaps you should refrain from doing it yourself. But I just thought I'd let you in on that little side note about "goth" kids. Now I will return to studying about law and you can return to counting your parents money or watching a football game, or what ever it is you were doing.
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    ~DamienMcMalus Jan 1, 2006, 12:16:08 PM
    Well I didn't read the whole message, just the first sentance because you goth kids tend to rant about inane bullshit most of the time, but as for your lovely little pointing out of the fact that not "every" goth kid is suicidal, I'd like to point out the fact that humour does exist and some of us do infact have it. Also, most goth kids aren't suicidal at all, just whiney attention mongers, but the rest of us can certainly hope that more of you goth kids do end up accidently killing yourselves in a desperate cry for anything. A bit of clarification though, the joke is funny because for the most part, it's actually true when it comes to American goth kids. Now if you don't mind I'll go back to counting my own money and playing football with my mates.

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    I can't believe I've gone all the way through elementary school, all the way through middle school, all the way through high school, part of the way through university so far and there's STILL been NO UNDERWATER LEVEL!?!
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    ~serialwriter Jan 4, 2006, 8:12:28 PM
    How very arrogant of you. But as long as we're throwing around stereotypes, why don't you and your jock friends go get drunk, then go for a drive, kill someone while you're out there so then us "goth" kids that are all grown up and making something out of our lives (like me and being a lawyer) can throw your stupid asses in jail for vehicular manslaughter [hopefully] with a death sentence. Then the goverment can kill you and no one will feel bad for you. Furthermore, I understand humor. I also understand your pathetic attempt at making me feel stupid by saying that you only read my first sentence when you clearly make a reference to the last one as well. Seriously, I can't believe I am wasting my time with you. You are obviously of too small an intellectual capacity to contend with me. Good day sir, and may you not suffer another blow to the head while playing football as it may very well cause you more cranial damage.
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    ~DamienMcMalus Mar 16, 2006, 11:28:22 AM
    You just won't drop the fact that you think you're so brilliant, will you? Even though you mentioned lawyers throwing people in jail which never happens in the real world ever because lawyers don't sentance people. I don't play what you call football. I don't watch what you call football. I'm no sort of sports enthusiast, jock, whatever, if I had to call myself anything I'd call myself a gothic punk. Goths are probably one of the types of people I hate the least. I used to cut too. I hold three jobs right now: assistant to a lawyer, computer programmer, and artist, even though I'm a "rich kid." I hate everyone, even the few that I love, and I worry about that. I know that you and I will never really amount to anything anyway. So please, just get over what I said. I'm not even online often enough to have a real ongoing debate. I'm too busy having a life that I secretly know is pointless.

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    I can't believe I've gone all the way through elementary school, all the way through middle school, all the way through high school, part of the way through university so far and there's STILL been NO UNDERWATER LEVEL!?!
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